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Heidi Hall’s Congressional Woke Wipeout: Romp of Constitutional Kicks, DUI Boogies, Taxpayer Treasure, and Progressive Puffery
Grab your hemp-infused kombucha, Nevada County, and spark your organic cackles, because Heidi Hall, our wokest warrior queen, is preaching her way to Congress in a campaign against Kevin Kiley that’s less “Mr. Smith Goes to Washington” and more “Dazed and Confused.” Your ol’ pal Rusty Dankbud, the ganja-guru of local lunacy, was toking on some primo “Sierra Skunk” when I sniffed out this fiasco weeks ago.
“Alexa: Start a Socialist Uprising.”
Indivisible: united by independent thought… from the same source.
Heidi Hall and the TDS Brigade: Bay Area Retirees Rage as Kiley Skips Their Prius-Powered Pity Party
Rusty Dankbud went at Miners Foundry to watch Kevin Kiley pull a vanishing act on the Indivisible Nevada County town hall, leaving a room full of Bay Area transplant, Trump-deranged, Prius-piloting relics who ditched San Francisco for bucolic Nevada County clutching their “Resist” pins and unraveling into a woke frenzy. The townhall turned into a three-hour TDS therapy session with keynote preacher Supervisor Heidi Hall, Nevada County’s self-anointed queen of sanctimony, leading the charge like a progressive televangelist on a righteous bender.
Kale Chips and Chaos: Boomers Turn Democracy into a Dank Freakout
Poor Kevin Kiley—our District 3 golden boy—probably thought he was doing a solid with these office hours. “Come vibe, constituents!” he says, all polished and straight-edge, expecting a few chill folks with pothole gripes and legitimate federal budget concerns. Instead, he gets a tsunami of progressive Boomers, a plaid-and-patchouli posse demanding he dismantle the patriarchy by lunch or at least ban plastic vape pens in Nevada County.
Nevada County’s Paycheck Survey: Alison Lehman’s Master Plan to Prove She’s Underpaid
In a move that has left taxpayers clutching their wallets and laughing through the tears, Nevada County Executive Alison Lehman and her trusty Board of Supervisors have greenlit a $75,000 contract with Bryce Consulting, Inc., to “survey” their compensation. Because apparently, the only thing more critical than affordable housing or higher wages for lower-level county staff is figuring out if Lehman’s nearly half million-dollar annual compensation package comes with enough gold stars.
Looking Under the Hood
The Fire Safe Council has been investigated for fraud (or at least gross mismanagement of taxpayer dollars) for years. District Attorney Jesse Wilson has started looking into how bad things are.
The Grocery Store Might Be Better at Running the Election
Apparently my grocery store would be better at running elections
Good Fences Make Good Neighbors
Local resident places fence around Democrat campaign signs in Lake Wildwood, California.
Aliens from Area 51 Win Nevada Primary Election
They want anyone but Nikki Haley, it seems…
Drum Circle Scheduling Conflict
Where is everyone? I guess there was a drum circle scheduling conflict!